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Tuesday, September 30, 2008
When I Wasn't Looking..........
Bring the 'real' America back!
I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE. HERE IS MY PLATFORM:
(1) 'Press 1 for English' is immediately banned. English is the official language; speak it or wait at the border until you can.
(2) We will immediately go into a two year isolationist posture to straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports, no exports. We will use the 'Wal-Mart's policy; 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.'
(3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it.
(4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border (six month tour). They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.
(5) Social security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't gettin nuttin out. The president nor any other politician will not be able to touch it.
(6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40 hour school week and the successful completion of urinalysis and a passing grade.
(7) Professional Athletes --Steroids - The FIRST time you check positive you're banned for life.
(8) Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more life sentences. If convicted, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc.
(9) One export will be allowed; Wheat - The world needs to eat. A bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.
(10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt and ultimately lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision whether it's a worthy cause.
(11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress.
(12) The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.
Sorry if I stepped on anyone's toes but a vote for me will get you better than what you have, and better than what you're gonna get. Thanks for listening, and remember to write in my name on the ballot in November.
God Bless America!
Monday, September 29, 2008
There's No Business Like Show Business
Here's a pic of the stage during intermission:
Sunday, September 28, 2008
The Art of Conversation
I just need to get this off my chest or I'm going to explode very soon: Lately I have been involved in WAY too many one-sided conversations and it's really getting to me. When getting to know people, the best way to gather information and find out more about a person is to ask questions. This initiates conversation, helps you learn about the person, makes them feel valued and listened to, etc. Plus, I just am very curious and if I am going to get to know someone, I want to know all about them - what makes them 'tick'. I have realized in the last few years that you don't learn anything by talking - you learn by LISTENING and ASKING QUESTIONS - about different topics, other people, why people do the things they do or feel the way they do. I just think you can never learn too much. Life is too short to make all of the mistakes that are possible in this world - LISTEN and LEARN from others and you can avoid pitfalls, find out how to be kinder and more compassionate to others, learn about places you've never been, get tips on how to be a better person, cool places to shop, fun things to do, etc. The learning possibilities are ENDLESS when you just shut your mouth and LISTEN and give someone ELSE a chance to talk. 

Day in the District - Fort Worth!
Monday, September 22, 2008
Reflections of....Part 3
Well, as part of my resolution that I made in the back pew of a funeral today, I need to be better about not taking anyone for granted and letting people know they are loved and appreciated. So, today's 'tributes' are to Janis, Beth & Colleen.
To Janis - I don't know if I ever truly thanked you properly for all of your help, support and friendship when I first moved to Toledo after Paul left and I had to create a whole new life for myself. After only knowing you for a couple months, you took me by the hand and we went house/apartment hunting in the middle of January and were climbing through snowbanks in the freezing cold! You also helped me find a lawyer, a laundromat (next to the XXX porn store, by the way!) and anything else I needed. You watched Maggie whenever I needed to go out of town, invited me out to lunch and introduced me to CedarCreek Church because you knew exactly what I was looking for and wanted to help. Those are just some of the ways you helped me and were a friend to me. I cannot thank you enough for all you did for me during the darkest time in my life. I know I can't repay you for all of the ways you have helped, inspired and encouraged me, but I do want to make sure you know how much I appreciate all of it. Miss you and love you Janis! Here's a pic of a spunky lady - maybe you'll be this cool when you're older!
To Beth - Oh man, where I do begin...I have never met someone like you, Beth. You are one of the most genuine people I have ever met. You are caring, kind, giving, cheerful, smart, talented, generous, beautiful and honest. I am so honored to have met you. I miss you terribly down here in Texas and our long discussions and shoe shopping extravaganzas (wait - why was I usually the only one buying the shoes?!). You have given me sooo much simply by you being you and showing me what contentment, joy, boldness, generosity and transparency really look like. You have comforted me when I was at the bottom of a very deep and dark pit, and you have called me out on things when I was way off base on my views of life. I know that I can always count on you to have Godly, sound advice that comes only from a good place. What is so special about you is that you are REAL - you have just enough optimism to think there is still good in the world and just enough skepticism to make you grounded and genuine. Phil and Cookie really did do a great job bringing such a special person into this world and I'm lucky and honored to call you my friend.
To Colleen, my dearest Dandar - Wow, I just can't imagine what the last four years would've been like had I not met you. It was such a weird thing that you started at SeaGate just 7 days after Paul left. I was a mess, and I now know that God sent an angel to help me and that angel was you. You made me laugh every single day at work and you made each day easier when I didn't think I could get through another one on my own. We even laughed about me crying in the usher closet! You have such a spirit about you - the room lights up when you enter it. Your energy is infectious and you have one of the most caring, generous hearts. You are always willing to help, encourage, hug or do anything you can to make someone else feel better. You think of other people's feelings before your own and you make people feel instantly comfortable when they meet you. We have been through some weird and painful stuff together, as well as had some fabulously fun times....but quite honestly, I don't think that there was a single thing we talked about that we didn't laugh at! I still keep our Folder of Fun and take items out and laugh about them on a regular basis - what a blast we had! My favorite thing is hearing you laugh - not just laugh, but LAUGH. Your super deep laugh that doesn't stop - it's priceless and I always laughed at you laughing, even though sometimes I didn't even understand what you were laughing about (Erin-Go-Drop-A-Bratwurst-On-The Floor)! Experts say that smiling and laughing adds years onto your life - well I think I'm going to live until I'm about 900 years old (yes, 900 - Extreme Lauri still exists!) because you have brought that much joy to my life. I miss you tons and I love you to pieces, Pollyanna Dindor!

(I've Got The) Funeral Blues
Today I attended the funeral of a friend/co-worker who's Mom I blogged about last week (the one who's Mom was struggling and was ready to die). I wanted to go to the funeral to support my friend Maggie, even though I had never met or known her Mom.As it got closer to the time of the funeral, anxiety set in about going. Most of you know my intense fear of the physicality of death and everything surrounding that. Add to that the sadness/grief factor and it makes for a very stressful and upsetting experience. So as much as I was fearing it and feeling a TON of anxiety about going into the church, I was pleasantly surprised. It was a packed church and they had a blown-up picture of her Mom on an easel at the front of the church which was very nice. The service was very different than other funerals I have been to - it was not super formal and sad, but rather light, humorous at times and very informal. The people who spoke were very conversational while they talked about my friend's Mom and there were lots of moments that everyone found themselves laughing. It was definitely more of a celebration of the life rather than a preoccupation with the death.
That is exactly how I want it to be when I die or anyone I love dies. I want people to remember when I did stupid things or when I encouraged, helped or supported people - not be sad that I'm having the time of my life with God! Then I started to reflect on how people would describe me after I die. At that moment, sitting in the back row of the funeral, I decided that I needed to improve on some areas if I really want others to think of me how I would like to be thought of. I haven't been the best at communicating with people (calling/emailing), even though I think of people in my life all the time. I love to sit on my back porch swing and remember fun times with friends and family - but yet I don't call that person and tell them that I was thinking about a fabulous memory of them. I need to get better at that.
99 Red Balloons (errrr......maybe not 99, and none of them were red....)
Sunday, September 21, 2008
Child's Play
Embracing my inner child
Friday, September 19, 2008
The Humpty Dance
Today I realized that good intentions are just that - intentions. Innocently, I thought I would give Maggie a treat and take her to the dog park near my house in Grand Prairie. It's a fabulous park with poo poo bags, water stations and separate areas for small dogs and big dogs. I was very impressed with the park, which is relatively new and it's only about 5 minutes from my house! So I walked Maggie in and unleashed her. There were only 2 other dogs in the small dog area and I thought she might be able to play with them.Well, within a minute or two, it became apparent that one of the other dogs was a male and he was quite smitten with my little Maggie. He rushed up to her, they sniffed each other like normal and then he got up behind her and began the 'humpty dance' - just totally going to town! I don't think that this 'new friendship' was 'consumated', but it all happened so fast! I'm very glad that Maggie is spayed so at least I don't have to worry about that aspect. I was just shocked! I guess I'm just not used to boy dogs and their way of showing dominance! The look on Maggie's face was one of despair and a little fear - poor thing!
So......I had her play in another area of the park for a while and then she walked to the gate, indicating she had had enough of this crazy canine swingers club!I felt really bad for her, so we stopped at McDonald's and shared a vanilla cone. Here are some pics of her waiting for the ice cream cone and then her nearly jumping through the window to get it from the drive-thru cashier!
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Decorating the house
We had joy, we had fun, we had 'Seasons in the Sun'...
September is more than half over and I finally realized that it was time to put up my fall decorations! Normally in the north, I would have them out starting on Labor Day weekend, but I guess since it has been hot through September, it just didn't occur to me that it was autumn already! So, I dragged out the totes of pumpkins, acorns and other decorations and had a blast putting them all over my house. It was kind of a fun new adventure since this is a new place and I had to find all new locations for my fabulous pumpkins that I love so much. Fall is my FAVORITE season for a number of reasons:
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Mother's Day in September
My heart has broken for two friends this week who are dealing with the loss of their Moms. One friend's Mom died of lung cancer this past Saturday (the funeral was today in Minneapolis) and one friend's Mom is still in the hospital struggling terribly with several life-threatening health problems, but has already lost the will to live and is declining in health very quickly. The end is approaching and my friend is just torn with many emotions. 
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Puppy Love
I just finished reading Marley & Me - a book about a guy and his dog. He describes life with his furry friend from the time he and his wife got Marley as a little puppy until the time when they have to say goodbye. Oh man, I have been sobbing for about a half hour now. I haven't cried this hard since I was going through my divorce several years ago. It is just absolutely heartbreaking how he describes the end-of-life stage. Ugh.........Sunday, September 14, 2008
Port Aransas, TX - My first trip outside of DFW in 6 months!!
Anyway, last weekend Mayce and I joined 8 of her friends from San Antonio (including her younger brother David) and headed to Port Aransas/Mustang Island just outside of Corpus Christi on the Texas coast. I'm so glad we went that weekend and not this one since we enjoyed the coast just before Hurricane Ike destroyed it. Mayce and I drove down to San Antonio on Thursday afternoon and hung out there with her brother and friends that night. (BTW - we stopped to get gas in Austin on the way down there, so now I can add that to the list of cities that I've been - but I still need to go back to explore and be a tourist).
On Friday morning, we packed up the car and met the others and caravaned to the coast. We bought a bunch of groceries and settled into the 3-bedroom condo. After hanging out for a while, I walked down to the beach with two of the guys on the trip to look for sand dollars. When we were playing in the water (which was like bath water, by the way - wonderful!) we came upon a huge coconut/pod-type thing. We were scared to touch it, but eventually the guys carried it up to the condo and everyone speculated about what was inside of it since it was huge and didn't look like a regular coconut. We were kind of freaked out by it and most of us joked that aliens were going to pop out of it at any second. On Saturday, we decided to crack it open, so the guys beat it against lots of hard objects until it opened. Inside there was a bunch of bark and then a coconut! I think it was rotten because it stunk, but our theory is that it washed up from Hurricane Gustav and it was originally from Cuba or Haiti or something! Here's a picture of our "pod"/coconut!